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How about ...
... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.
There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.
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Look forward to the details!
There once was a lawyer from Ealing
Who made all the jurors start reeling.
He developed the habit
Of taking a stab at
Any client caught not fabricating.
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Blenco - struggling with Buckingham and The Azores!
There once was a maiden from Morden
Who perpetrated terrible fraud on
A lover once new
Now one of a few
When needing Faith’s skill to call on.
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hahahaha :smileygrin:
ok, I've got one for Buckingham, I'll use the **** appropriately
There was a young fellow from Buckingham
Who squeezed Lucy's boobs, when he sucked on them
But later that night
She would put up a fight
When he decided he’d rather be f***ing them
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The was a young man from the Azores
who's parts were covered in sores,
he rubbed on some cream,
and boy did he scream
I'm never sleeping with more whores..
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hahaha, and following on from that........
There was a young whore called Maloo
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They can pay to get out again too!"
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The was a young man from the Azores
who's parts were covered in sores,
he rubbed on some cream,
and boy did he scream
I'm never sleeping with more whores..
Congratulations Thalamus - you're catching me up!! Hope you had a great day.
The Azores one I know was a bit worse than yours (but similar):
There was a young girl from the Azores
Who's ????? was covered in sores
The dogs in the street
would lick the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers.
Enjoy your supper!!


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LOL Thanks Blencogo, I had a great day thanks..:smileyhappy:
Yeah yours is a slightly worse..:smileysick: lol
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hahahahaha, didn't take long to lower the tone
There was a young lady named Clair
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
At least so I thought
Till I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin losing air.
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hahaha
There once was a mouse called Keith
who circumcised boys with his teeth
it wasn't for lesiure
or sexual pleasure
but to get to the cheese underneath!
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hahahahaha, didn't take long to lower the tone![]()
Inevitable Faith

LOL Thalamus
